EPW Bios - The Keynsham Brawler

Theme tune:	'Disco's Revenge', Gusto
Height:	6'1"
Weight:	12 stone
From:	The continual battle ground of Trendy Vs Long hair cool people, Keynsham
Finishing move:	The Bath Road Bump, The Deadly Head To Tray manoeuvre
Career Highlights:	Pulled strings to cause the first split up of Mash and Bone (not that it lasted long). Survived the socko claw. Never entered a title match thus has never lost one.
Favourite Quote:	"It will never be the same again!"

Brought up in 'not quite perfect' conditions and surroundings, he has a temper and often goes over the top. He has no real goal apart from to prove himself as a worthy 'tray wielder' and dangerous opponent. He has no real allies, but will interfere with matches when it will create a humorous outcome; like someone's head being thwacked with a tray.